Momus. If I could choose the prick to be, I'd choose to be he if only (and this isn't the only reason one should envy his gumption) to have been the guy who produced Kahimi Karie's masterpiece KKKKKKK, getting her to sing about prancing around in print cotton underpants. Perhaps actually making her prance around in print cotton underpants? I love Japan.
Momus records here:
The Creation Records